Boils on the Brain

Boils on the Brain 

Boils have been known to stop the flow of blood throughout the brain which causes severe madness. Normally it is caused by the full moon, fever, or even spells cast by a witch. Follow these remedies to treat any boils you may encounter.

1 BOIL:

BEHAVIOR: Behavior is somewhat irrational. The patient may be slightly mistrusting of other people or even accuse other people of things. Mood shifts can occur without warning.

REMEDY: Is the moon full? If so, wait until it is no longer full, and see if this affects the patient. Sometimes administering tea or wine to the patient helps eliminate the boil. Surgery should not be done for just 1 boil.

2-3 BOILS:

BEHAVIOR: Patient regularly slips in and out of reality. One moment the patient is fine, and the next minute is very dangerous. Extreme emotional outbursts can accompany as well as complaints of extreme headache pain. 

REMEDY: Treat the patient for fever. The boils could be brought on by some illness. Sometimes hanging the patient up-side-down for 12 - 15 hours causes some of the boils to disappear. Beat the patient with a whip in case the devil has gotten into him/her.

3-5 BOILS:

BEHAVIOR: Patient suffers from convulsions and foaming at the mouth. Patient is completely out of touch with reality and does not recognize familiar people. 

REMEDY: 1st, verify that a witch has not cast an evil spell on the patient. Do this by sending the townspeople on a witch hunt, and when you find her, burn her at the stake. If the patient holds a political office, find 3-5 witches and burn them at the stake. If the patient still does not improve, you must perform surgery. Using an iron stake, drive 3 holes in the skull to the center of the head. This should puncture and drain the boils.

Planet 133gx

 Planet 133gx

When National Geographic magazine first started publishing in the late 1800’s, humanity had yet to leave the ground by airplane. As the 20th century began to draw to a close, National Geographic followed the exciting pioneer days of space exploration. We reported the first moon landing, the flybys of the Voyager spacecraft, and the troubled missions of the Mir international space station. In those days accomplishments like that were fantastic. But if the people in the 20th century ever had a glimpse of what we are doing now in 2360, rest assured they would have been blown away!

Dozens of extra solar planets in dozens of solar systems have not only been discovered, but each one has been explored, mapped, and is currently being actively studied by scientists living on them. Animal life as well as primate creatures have been discovered on some of them. We have yet to establish contact with an intelligent extraterrestrial civilization, but archaeologists have found evidence of ancient civilizations living on some of these newly discovered planets. 

So here I travel on this elaborate luxury star cruiser to one of these planets that once contained intelligent civilization. In the 20th century, space travel was only done by specialized, hand picked astronauts. Today children can get on a flight shuttle for only pocket change, and travel to the moon for the afternoon. They can visit their favorite museums and shops, and still be home in time for dinner. Interstellar space travel is even nicer. I am aboard the U.S Majestic Star Cruiser having the time of my life. Complete with all the luxuries of a vacation ocean cruiser, I forget that I am traveling through the depths of space. But then I guess reporters for National Geographic never feel that they are working.

So what is my job this time? I am here with a team of scientists, archaeologists, geographers, explorers, and 1 free lance adventurer. I haven’t seen any of them since we took off for planet 133gx in the Alderbaron star system. For over a week it has been a vacation for myself and my family. And I’m sure that the rest of the team and their families feel the same way. But today is different. For the first time we are meeting and discussing the mission. The air is tense, and for the first time we have doubts if what we are about to do is possible. Perhaps we could killed

In 2219, archaeologist Dr. Simon discovered that an ancient civilization once existed on planet 133gx. Complete with the ruins of villages, simple tools, bones, and even writings from these people, Dr. Simon concluded that “people” once lived here. He was part of a team which utilized a hieroglyphics specialist who through time successfully deciphered the ancient writings and drawings of these “people”. 

One of the unique features of planet 133gx is that it is orbited by an extremely close moon. So close in fact that scientists are baffled that the moon has never collided with 133gx from the massive gravitational tug-of-war. There is a 2200 foot mountain on this planet that supposedly played an important role to these ancient people. 

According to the deciphered writings, priests would bring young men to the top of the mountain for a ritual that would prove their manhood. By the time the young men reached the top of mountain, the full moon should have been directly overhead. The priests felt as if the gods worked magic at the time that the full moon was over head. They claimed if they jumped up, the moon would pull the team up into the sky, and onto another world. The priests and young men stayed on this other world for approximately a month fasting and performing rituals until the moon was once again over the 133gx mountain peak. At that time, if the gods were pleased, the priest and young men could jump off the other world and back onto the mountain range to descend back to the ground. In short, scientists feel that the gravitational tug-of-war cancelled out gravity and allowed the ancient people to “fly” to the moon when on the mountain top!

But did this really happen? Or is this some kind of legend?  Worst yet an incorrect deciphering made in 2219 may be the explanation. This is why we are here. The only way we can prove if this gravitational-tug-of war allows people to fly to the moon, is to try it. And at today’s first meeting while traveling to 133gx, our team is beginning to express doubts. That’s probably why National Geographic decided to let one of their free lance adventurers and photographers head the team. He is very experienced and knows how to stay calm under dangerous conditions. He seems to be the only one not breaking a sweat at this meeting.

The Two Foot Tall Man

 Saturday night I stepped outside to let our dog out. As we walked around my apartment building, I stopped dead in my tracks to see the most strangest sight! I saw a tiny man, no larger that two feet tall and no wider than 3 inches. I laughed at such a bizarre creature, but I think I frightened him. He suddenly disguised himself as a utility box. 

I ran back into my apartment laughing hysterically and told my wife what I had just seen. 

"Whatever! Go to bed! You are over-tired!". 

Aliens and Quartz Induced False Memories

 Aliens and Quartz Induced False Memories

Deep within the ground of certain areas are layers that are made of tons of quartz. This is nothing unusual. The Earth has layers of iron, coal, nickel, sand, copper, etc. in other areas. Many of us in the electronics industry know that when quartz is broken or compressed, the result is an external charge of various frequencies. We use this process in certain electronic products today. Many times there is a minute shifting underneath the ground. When this happens in a region that contains layers of quartz, the obvious happens. Some of it gets compressed in another direction or even broken. We are talking tons of this element being broken and compressed within seconds. Imagine the charge that would be generated! So what is so special about all of this?

Psychological research has demonstrated that when the bandwidth and charge of these quartz crystals is applied to a persons head, an area called the Temporal Lobe in the brain is affected. The Temporal Lobe is responsible for generating certain memories including sensory memories. The Temporal Lobe is even responsible for letting you know that you are with company or in the presence of other people. 

Volunteers allowed themselves to be strapped into a chair with electrodes attached to their heads and brain monitoring equipment. The lights were shut off, and the volunteers closed their eyes and let their minds relax. Obviously they had to be fully awake for this experiment as if not to fall asleep! After some time, the researchers generated the high frequency and low electric charge present in quartz when compressed or broken. The result was astounding! Some of the volunteers began to feel uncomfortable because they felt as if someone was sneaking up behind them in the room. None of the researchers entered the room. Some of the volunteers tried to "mentally reach out" and figure out what was going on. "Who is in here?" What is going to happen next?" They experienced very strange and uneasy feelings. Some of them even began to see strange, skinny, grayish, clay like people in their minds. One volunteer became terrified and aborted the experiment.

If this is the result of a low charge signal applied to the brain, what would be the result of tons of quartz being broken in an instant underneath the ground? What kind of strange feelings and memories would this cause someone to have above ground in an area where this happens? Perhaps we could conclude that the Hills passed through a region dense in underground quartz. Maybe that night a small shifting underground took place and forged the most bizarre and frightening memories for Betty & Barney Hill.

Future Issues and_Wormhole

 Hello All,

    I have enclosed a list of some future topics that I will be discussing. Some of them may appear in this week's issues:

-Real Life Story! With a shoestring budget and all the outside pressure not to fulfill his dreams, John Kraus built a one of the world's most efficient radio telescopes that may have received signals from an extra terrestrial civilization. 

-An appointment with a extra terrestrial visitors: A fictional story of a man who contacted aliens with his ham radio and set an appointment to meet them.

-They believe they come from the planet Venus: Forget the famous book "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus"! This is a bizarre society of men and women that actually believe they come from the planet Venus!

-Welcome in the winter sky with me: Scheduled for around Thanksgiving. This issue will familiarize you with the winter night sky and make a very special Thanksgiving ritual to enjoy year after year.

-Your ticket to the top: Fed up with the corporate bull? Waiting for your chance to leave Motorola behind and develop an exciting new product? This communication product allows the user to listen to thousands of Internet radio stations while driving in the car! The best part; it uses simple, inexpensive, "old world" technology. Anyone ever think about starting a business?

-UFO abductions. What's the deal?: All extra terrestrial theories behind; just what does happen to the victims of a UFO abduction?

-Lucid dreaming and the various gates of attainment: Some people claim to have what are called out-of-body experiences. Learn how you can jump on this latest craze of lucid dreaming. Use the same techniques as outlined in the "Tibetan Book of the Dead".

-People you can meet from other worlds: With the use of quartz crystals, I was able to contact a strange entity named Lunia. Hear my account of his strange world and the other places you won't believe that I have visited!

-Mars! The final Issue: Okay, maybe it won't be a mind blower. But the final issue will bring to light the possibility of an advanced civilization existing on Mars today.

Worm Holes

A story that I once heard and was never quite sure if it was real or made up had me terrified of worm holes. For those who do not know, a worm hole is an opening in the time space continuum that connects to another place and time in the cosmos. A 4th dimensional model to illustrate this theory would be to tear two holes in a dinner napkin at adjacent ends and then bring the two together momentarily. Pretending that the dinner napkin was the entire universe, we could conclude that a traveler would have no need to travel for thousands of years in a rocket ship. All that is needed is to open up a worm hole. The question is "How?". I will be doing some research into time travel theory and hyperspace travel. Hopefully we will have some interesting Mind Altering Stimuli to put on the table and discuss. For now, here is a story that I once heard just to get our creative juices flowing.

A woman was making dinner one evening while her daughter watched TV in the living room. It was a hot summer day, the kitchen was very hot from cooking, and the living room was bathed in radiation and sound from the girl watching TV. Suddenly the woman heard her daughter screaming in fear. "Mommy look! Come hear, quick!" The mother ran to the living room to see her daughter standing near a shimmering vortex of light and distant sounds. As she grabbed her daughter to protect her they were both engulfed by this vortex and found themselves in another family's apartment in another state hundreds of miles away! The whole ordeal was traumatic for both parties involved in this incident. It launched a police investigation with no answers. The Mother and child were on watch for the next several months.

One theory is that the intense heat in the home combined with radiation and sound of the TV opened up a worm hole to another family's apartment. With no scientific proof the theory was obviously thrown out. But the story ends with a very chilling and haunting reality.

One afternoon the local police drove by the womans house to see if all was well. The house was not there! No house, no grass, no fence, no drive way! As the officer stepped out of his vehicle to further examine he couldn't even see a foundation where the house once stood. There wasn't even evidence of house once being there! Nobody ever knew what happened to the woman and her child much less the house. Ever since I heard this story, I developed an intense fear of automatic worm holes!

Doppler Effect

Hello All!

As promised, I have included a discussion on the Doppler Effect for those who are unfamiliar with it. It may look (yawn!) very boring at the beginning, but keep reading… IT GETS REALLY GOOD! ENJOY!

Doppler Effect

         I always thought that the Doppler Effect was a common topic discussed at dinner time. What is the Doppler effect? Well it concerns both sound and light vibrations; something that physicists work with on a daily basis. One  Austrian physicist named Christian Doppler noticed that as trains approached him, the sound had a high pitch. But as the train went by him the sound pitch lowered. So after some intense theorizing, mathematics, and tests he came up with a law called the Doppler Effect. The Doppler Effect is defined as such: The apparent difference between the frequency at which sound or light waves leave a source and that at which they reach an observer, caused by relative motion of the observer and the wave source. So in short, as an object is approaching you, the light and sound waves are at a higher frequency. As an object is moving away from you, the light and sound waves shift to a lower frequency.

      The following is an example of the Doppler effect: as one approaches a blowing horn, the perceived pitch is higher until the horn is reached and then becomes lower as the horn is passed. Similarly, the light from a star, observed from the Earth, shifts toward the red end of the spectrum (lower frequency or longer wavelength) if the Earth and star are receding from each other and toward the violet (higher frequency or shorter wavelength) if they are approaching each other. The Doppler effect is used in studying the motion of stars and to search for double stars and is an integral part of modern theories of the universe. 

So go ahead! Talk about sound and light waves and the effect of Doppler shift at your dinner table. You will find that the conversation will go on for hours past your bed time. Your children will not sleep because of their nightmares about sound waves. You will be unable to perform in bed for your spouse because you keep thinking about sound and light waves. For weeks you will be unproductive at your job because you keep thinking about the Doppler Effect. Dinner time will become a nerve wrenching experience:

FATHER: “Please don’t anyone talk about those damn sound waves! They make me so nervous!”

MOTHER: “Honey, maybe you should stop thinking about them. You obsess over the silliest things!”

DAUGHTER: “Daddy, please don’t talk about those light waves again. They scare me.”

MOTHER: “She hasn’t had a decent nights sleep in weeks. What do you expect when you keep her up for hours fretting over such silly things liked sound waves. And when she does sleep she gets nightmares about you and sound and light…”

FATHER: (now on the verge of terror): “Damn it! (starts to shout) I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK ABOUT THOSE WRETCHED SOUND AND LIGHT WAVES. FOR WEEKS THAT’S ALL I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT AND TALKING ABOUT! HOW DO YOU THINK IT MAKES ME FEEL KNOWING THAT I AM GETTING BOMBARDED WITH LIGHT AND SOUND! I’M HAVING A NERVOUS BREAK DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

DAUGHTER: (starting to cry) “No Daddy! No!”

Your wife will have enough and will decide to have you committed for your own personal safety.

So go ahead. Keep thinking about those light and sound waves and how the Doppler Effect crunches them. It will drive you mad. It will give you a nervous break down!