1994 Lunar Mystery

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It's Conspiracy Theory Saturday, and we like to remind you that conspiracy theories have a tendency to come true after so many years. So has the material in today's video finally materialized into truth? I don't think we've reached that point yet. But it gives us something to think about.

ex-NASA consultant, Richard C. Hoagland ,presents the controversial theory that ancient artificial structures exist on the lunar surface, suggesting that a deliberate cover-up has been orchestrated by NASA for decades. Hoagland argues that sophisticated imaging algorithms and modern computing power have allowed his team to extract hidden details from old Apollo and Viking data, revealing what he describes as mega-engineering and massive glass skyscrapers. He posits that a "ticking time bomb" policy within the government—inspired by the 1960 Brookings Report—led officials to suppress evidence of extraterrestrial artifacts to prevent social and religious collapse. Hoagland calls for a democratization of space data, urging the public to demand full transparency and the resumption of lunar exploration to reclaim a suppressed human history.

A Game of Obituary

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No, it's not quite the Halloween season just yet. But it's August, and the perhaps some of us are feeling those morbid fascinations as we anticipate the season's approach. It was around this time of year when I started writing my first short story book, Freaked out Horror (2009). I attributed the clear, near-to-life visions of the macabre to the fact that the season of Halloween was approaching like a morning star way off in the eastern horizon, barely visible.

I have just the piece to feature for today's blog post. It just so happens that while experimenting with some characters in my (at the time) upcoming Mapleview novel, I wrote a short story. You might even recognize the name, Daren, from the novel. No, this scene did not appear in the book. It was a character development exercise. Well, I dug the story out of the archives and cleaned it up. I hope you enjoy it.

A Game of Obituary

In the sterile, fluorescent-lit corridors of the corporate world, Susan was a localized eclipse. While others navigated the office in palettes of beige and navy, she existed in a perpetual state of mourning for a world she seemed to barely tolerate. Daren, sharp-eyed and instinctively predatory, watched her with the calculated interest of a man who viewed interpersonal relationships as strategic maneuvers. He wasn't the only one; a coworker also fancied the idea of "getting some of that," but for Daren, the draw was more sophisticated. He didn't just want her physical form; he wanted to conquer the "difficult." She was a study in shadows: jet-black hair, dark lipstick, and a solemn aesthetic that functioned as a barricade against the mundane. He viewed her as a quest, a puzzle of defiance to be dismantled. However, the power dynamic shifted the moment he pulled out of her apartment parking lot. The evening he had meticulously curated—the upscale restaurant, the structured entertainments—was discarded with a single, cool suggestion. Susan took the wheel of the itinerary, steering him away from the familiar and toward a destination where his professional polish held no currency.

The "party" was held in a basement that felt less like a social gathering and more like a curated site of social performance. Daren recognized the setting instantly: a stage for the alienated to perform their despair. The air was heavy with the scent of wax from skull-candle centerpieces and the drone of flat-toned, depressing music that served as a soundtrack for the disaffected. Daren navigated the room with clinical detachment, evaluating the nihilistic poseurs. To him, they were not truly tortured souls, but individuals trapped in a prolonged, adolescent search for identity, using the aesthetic of the grave to mask a lack of substance. In a dark corner, a girl sat at a desk, her face illuminated by flickering skulls. She wasn't writing poetry; she was drafting her obituary. The arrival of Johnny, a man who maintained a monotone voice and a theatrical, morbid composure, deepened Daren’s refined hatred. Johnny was a vampire-wannabe, a collection of staged theatrics that Daren felt an immediate, professional urge to break.

The "Obituary Game" was the catalyst where performative morbidity collided with Daren’s genuine, alcohol-fueled cynicism. When Johnny challenged him to play, Daren viewed the invitation through the lens of his "management class" background—he had written an obituary in college as a goal-setting exercise, a pragmatic tool for life planning. The group’s version, however, required the participant to envision a tragic death occurring that very night. Johnny upped the ante by placing a revolver on the desk, suggesting Russian Roulette. The girl at the desk sighed, calling it "romantic." She spoke of her boyfriend who had died months prior playing this exact game, her voice dripping with a paradox where his death made her love him more, a love frozen and uncorrupted by time. Daren saw the chilling disconnect between her romanticized fantasy and the cold reality of a lead bullet. Recognizing Johnny’s bluff, Daren countered, insisting that Johnny go first. The ensuing silence marked a definitive shift; the social play had ended, and psychological warfare had begun. Daren took a long swig from his flask, feeling the alcohol shift his consciousness into a predatory clarity.

The strategic irony of the night became clear when the group, having just performed their obsession with death, prepared for a mundane night of clubbing. This transition from the basement to the cars exposed the fragility of their personas. Anne, one of the passengers, hesitated to enter Daren’s car because he had been drinking. Daren called her bluff, mocking the inconsistency of a death-obsessed artist fearing a ride. Once inside, Daren seized control, bypassing the radio for a tape of 1980s death metal: Hallows Eve. As the lyrics echoed through the cabin—“Death and insanity, a flicker in the flame / Death and insanity, are you truly sane?”—the music set a predatory tone, drowning out the group’s chatter about "fun." Susan watched Daren from the passenger seat, captivated by his silent, near-psychotic focus—an "impeccable madness" she found more authentic than the theatrics of her peers. Daren turned the car onto a dark, two-lane Arizona highway leading away from the city lights, the desert air thick and the saguaros standing like ghosts in the periphery.

The game of "Chicken" was the instrument of exposure. Daren accelerated into the opposite lane. The speedometer climbed: 90, 100, 105. The car vibrated, a mechanical scream against the desert silence. Then, with a calculated movement, he extinguished the headlights. Total darkness. The absolute void of the Arizona night. The only light left was the dim, spectral glow of the dashboard.

"Shouldn’t we turn the lights on?" Johnny asked, his monotone cracking.

"I don’t want an on-coming car to see us," Daren replied. His voice was a flatline.

"Shouldn't we slow down?"

"What if you run off the road?"

A pair of headlights appeared in the distance. Pinpricks of white growing into twin suns. The passengers' facade shattered. Anne began to sob in the backseat. Johnny, the architect of morbid composure, began to fracture as the lights rushed toward them. One hundred feet from impact. The cabin was filled with the roar of the wind and the rhythmic thrum of the engine.

"OKAY, YOU PROVED YOUR POINT ALREADY!" Johnny screamed.

Daren waited until the final, impossible second. He flicked the lights back on and swerved. The oncoming car roared past, its horn a frantic, Doppler-effected wail of the living. Daren just laughed, the sound sharp and hollow.

In the aftermath, the silence in the car was the byproduct of genuine shock. The "So What?" of the encounter was the total collapse of the group's morbid facade when confronted with actual mortality. Daren had exposed the fundamental dishonesty of their nihilism; they loved the idea of death only as long as it remained a costume. Turning to Johnny, whose theatrical gloom had been replaced by the frantic gasps of the truly terrified, Daren delivered a final, cold glare. The triumph was absolute. He had seen behind the curtain and found nothing but hollow fear.

"You pathetic, staged victim," Daren remarked, his tone dismissive and icy. "You're nothing but a hollow tourist."

The evening had begun as a pursuit of the unusual, but it ended with the definitive exposure of the poseurs. Daren adjusted the mirror, the Arizona highway disappearing into the darkness behind them, leaving the pretenders to choke on the reality of the void they had claimed to crave. 

Swordfish Chili

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The Atlantic swordfish (Xiphias gladius) possesses a specialized heat-exchange organ right next to its eyes and brain. This biological heater warms its cranial cavity up to 10 to 15 degrees Celsius above the surrounding water temperature. This extraordinary adaptation grants them superior visual acuity when hunting in the pitch-black, freezing depths of the ocean.
However, when an invasive species of swordfish manages to adapt to freshwater retention ponds, their warm-blooded optical prowess turns toward entirely different prey—and their meat takes on properties that confound even the most seasoned suburban culinary enthusiasts.

Swordfish Chili

 

Lance adjusted the strap of his high-impact Kevlar vest and wiped a bead of sweat from his forehead. The morning sun beat down on Ridgeview Community Park, reflecting off the murky green surface of the retention pond. A couple of toddlers played on the swings fifty yards away, entirely blissfully unaware of the 1,200-pound apex predator lurking beneath the duckweed.
"Are you sure about the bait, Lance?" asked Gary, holding a five-pound, half-thawed mackerel with a pair of heavy-duty industrial pliers. "The town council only authorized us to use breadcrumbs for the bluegills."
"The town council doesn't understand the stocking quotas, Gary," Lance muttered, checking the winch mounted to the rear frame of his aluminum rowboat. "I filed the paperwork with the Recreation Department three weeks ago. They signed off on the freshwater swordfish trial to handle the Canada goose population. Now hand me the mackerel."
It was a absurdity known only to the residents of Sector 4. The local drainage pond, constructed primarily to catch overflow from the nearby cul-de-sac during torrential downpours, was now home to four mature Xiphias gladius. Nobody knew how they survived the runoff, but survive they did, growing at an exponential, terrifying rate.
Lance impaled the mackerel onto a titanium shark hook attached to a three-hundred-pound test steel leader. He cast the heavy line into the center of the pond—a mere eighty feet wide—and sat back on the rowboat’s bench.
For forty-five minutes, the park was silent save for the hum of distant lawnmowers. Then, the water exploded.
The drag on the heavy-duty reel screamed like a jet engine. The small aluminum boat lurched forward violently, carving a deep wake through the duckweed as the fish tore across the hundred-foot pond at nearly forty miles per hour.
"Hold on!" Lance bellowed, bracing his feet against the gunwales.
Out of the center of the pond, a colossal silver missile erupted into the air. A thirteen-foot swordfish, glistening with municipal runoff and pure, unadulterated rage, thrashed against the suburban skyline. Its primary weapon—a five-foot long, bony rostrum—glistened in the sunlight.
"It's charging!" Gary screamed, dropping his pliers and ducking behind a fiberglass cooler.
The fish struck the side of the rowboat with the force of a pneumatic ram. The sword punctured the starboard aluminum hull like a butter knife through tin, pinning Lance’s tackle box directly to the deck. Water began to spurt into the craft.
"Gaff it! Get the winch!" Lance shouted, pumping the rod with everything he had.
It took two hours, three broken oars, and the collective muscle of Gary, Lance, and a bewildered local mail carrier who happened to be walking by, to finally hoist the beast onto the grass. The swordfish thrashing came to a halt on the manicured lawn right next to the park bench, its tail still lazily whipping at a dandelion. A crowd of neighborhood children gathered at a safe distance, pointing in sheer disbelief at the ocean-going leviathan resting beside the playground equipment.
"Well," Gary panted, staring down at the massive pile of silver flesh. "We caught it. Now what?"
"Now," Lance said, rubbing his aching arms, "we butcher it."
By 4:00 PM, Lance’s deep freezer was overflowing. His refrigerator was full. His neighbors, having already received forty pounds of thick, meaty swordfish steaks each, had politely closed their blinds and turned off their porch lights. Swordfish, while remarkably steak-like, rich, and lacking any fishy odor when prepared with a nice garlic white wine reduction, loses its charm when you have six hundred pounds of it sitting on your patio table.
Lance stood in his kitchen, surrounded by vacuum-sealed bags of dense, pale meat.
"I can't throw it out," he whispered to himself. "It's too good."
He pulled out his giant thirty-quart stainless steel stockpot. He dumped in twenty pounds of cubed swordfish. Then came the dark, surreal inspiration that only comes to a man driven mad by excess protein.
He added six cans of kidney beans. Four crushed tomatoes. Diced jalapeños, chili powder, cumin, smoked paprika, and a touch of cayenne.
As the concoction simmered, the kitchen began to smell not of the sea, nor of a delicate fish bistro, but of a heavy, dark Texas chili parlor. The fish meat didn't flake; it absorbed the spices, breaking down into hearty, savory chunks that held their ground against the heat of the peppers.
Lance took a wooden spoon, dipped it into the thick red bubbling brew, and took a bite. It was smoky, rich, dense, and entirely impossible to categorize.
He smiled, looking out the kitchen window toward the quiet waters of Ridgeview Park Pond. Tomorrow, he thought, he'd go back out with the heavy rod. The town council was going to love the annual chili cook-off.

The Clinical Reality of Alien Abductions

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It's Podcast Tuesday and we explore the profound mysteries of the alien abduction phenomenon by suggesting that these encounters transcend our traditional understanding of physical reality. The Podcast highlights two primary themes reported by abductees: a sophisticated cross-species reproductive program and urgent ecological warnings regarding humanity's displacement of the Earth’s natural balance. By bridging the gap between clinical psychology and theoretical physics, the recording argues that these experiences may occur in parallel dimensions or "psychoid" realms where the boundaries between the spiritual and physical dissolve. Rather than dismissing these accounts as mere hallucinations there needs to be a serious evaluation of physiological evidence and consistent witness testimony, especially from children. The podcast also suggest these terrifying encounters to be a potential catalyst for spiritual evolution, moving from trauma toward a recognized connection with a cosmic source of creation.

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The Efficiency of Arthur Finch

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Chronobiology—the study of biological rhythms—has revealed that our internal circadian clocks affect everything from cell regeneration to peak cognitive performance? While most people sync their day to the rise and fall of the sun, extreme time-optimization enthusiasts often attempt to override their natural biology entirely. The human obsession with shaving off seconds can lead to fascinating, if slightly surreal, behavioral adaptations.

Below is a complete short story expanding on a character concept I created in 2007 intended for the crafted Bizzaro genre to highlight a surreal, hyper-optimized life of a character that I named (in the character sketch) 37-second-cereal-eater.

The Efficiency of Arthur Finch

Arthur Finch did not sleep in pajamas. To Arthur, pajamas were a friction point—a two-minute structural delay that served no mechanical purpose. Every night at precisely 9:00 PM, after pre-making a brown-bag lunch and lining up his morning vitamin beside a single glass of water, Arthur showered, shaved, dressed in his pressed charcoal suit, and climbed under the covers fully clothed.

When his alarm sounded at 3:00 AM, there was no snooze button. Snooze was a metric of failure. Arthur sat upright, performed seven rapid arm rotations to push oxygenated blood into his torso, and retrieved his key fob. Before his feet hit the hardwood floor, he pressed the button. Across the house, the heavy garage door mechanism hummed open, and the sedan’s engine roared to life.

Five minutes and twelve seconds later, Arthur was sitting in the driver’s seat. It was twelve seconds off his personal record, a discrepancy he noted with a tight grimace as he adjusted his radar detector. By the time he hit the interstate—cruising at a deliberate eighty-five miles per hour—he had been conscious for a mere seven minutes.

At the plant, Arthur’s arrival was treated by his co-workers like the passage of a localized comet. He burst through the double doors seven minutes before shift start, carrying his lunch bag. He pulled out a plastic bowl pre-filled with dry flakes, unsealed a pint of milk, and poured. Spoon in hand, he executed a sequence of high-velocity shoveling movements. Thirty-seven seconds later, the bowl was entirely empty, wiped clean, and tossed into the cooler.

His morning rituals only escalated from there. Standing at the breakroom coffee machine, Arthur would hit the brew button, wait for the internal pump to engage, and snatch the paper cup away a split second before the dark liquid poured, letting the coffee wastefully drain away into the machine's drip tray. He would sprint to the sink, fill a glass with lukewarm tap water, gulp it down, and bounce violently in his chair while doing seated arm pumps. He refused caffeine; his system was powered entirely by kinetic momentum and ambient anxiety.

On the assembly line, Arthur was a terrifying marvel of biomechanical symmetry. While standard technicians worked on a single tray of circuit components, Arthur had mapped his nervous system to split down the spine. He deployed two trays simultaneously, his left hand soldering micro-capacitors while his right hand routed harness wiring, completely independent of one another.

During shift changes, co-workers occasionally witnessed his mid-day calibration in the restroom. Arthur would lean over the porcelain basin, rapidly slapping his own cheeks to force adrenaline through his capillaries while snorting handfuls of cold tap water directly up his nasal passages to reset his central nervous system.

His home was no less calculated. Precision-taped painter’s squares marked the exact coordinates for his keys, his wallet, and his remote controls. Clocks lined every wall, ticking in near-perfect synchronization. In his living room, two identical television sets sat side-by-side; one broadcasted the local evening news while the other ran international headlines, allowing Arthur to absorb double the global information in a single thirty-minute window.

Nothing in Arthur’s life was wasted. Every micro-second was accounted for, filed away, and banked against the inevitable entropy of the universe.

The Mantle of Fire: The Fiery Chariot

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The geographic and historical context of the Jordan River holds a profound place in ancient Near Eastern literature and theology. Flowing south from the Sea of Galilee to the Dead Sea, the river served not merely as a physical border between regions, but as a symbolic threshold between the wilderness and the promised land, between mortal existence and the extraordinary realms of divine action. In the ancient world, crossing a body of water was frequently depicted as an act of ritual transformation, a moment where an individual stepped past the boundaries of the ordinary world to meet their ultimate destiny.

From a narrative perspective, the mantle—a heavy, woven cloak worn by ancient prophets—was far more than simple clothing; it was the physical embodiment of authority, spiritual office, and historical lineage. When a leader passed their mantle to a successor, it represented a total transfer of duty, power, and accountability. The culmination of Elijah’s journey along the banks of the Jordan brings this long-standing symbolic tradition to its absolute peak, transforming a moment of heartbreaking separation into a triumphant, legendary passing of the torch.

The Mantle of Fire: The Fiery Chariot

The air along the lower Jordan valley was heavy with heat and the thick, muddy scent of the river. The water moved in a sluggish, murky brown current, cutting through the dense thickets of tamarisks and reeds that lined the muddy banks. Elijah walked at a steady, measured pace, his worn leather sandals kicking up small plumes of dust with every step. Directly behind him walked Elisha, his face set like flint, refusing to leave his master's side despite repeated warnings from the prophets of Jericho that this would be their final day together.

Reaching the edge of the rushing water, Elijah stopped. He stood tall against the desert wind, looking across the river toward the rugged, sun-bleached hills of Gilead on the eastern horizon. With deliberate, reverent precision, the elder prophet unclasped his heavy mantle from his shoulders. He rolled the thick fabric tightly into a firm cylinder, raised it above his head, and struck the surface of the Jordan.

The reaction was instant and miraculous. The water parted violently to the left and right, snapping like a broken whip as the swift current heaped up on one side, leaving a wide, dry path straight through the riverbed. Without a word, Elijah stepped down onto the exposed earth, and Elisha followed immediately at his heels. They walked through the heart of the dry riverbed, surrounded by walls of shimmering water, until their feet touched the dry soil of the eastern bank.

As they reached the open plains, Elijah turned to his loyal apprentice, his eyes softening beneath his weathered brow. "Tell me," Elijah said, his voice quiet against the vast silence of the wilderness, "what can I do for you before I am taken from you?"

Elisha looked directly into the eyes of the man he had served so faithfully. "Please," he requested without hesitation, "let a double portion of your spirit be upon me."

Elijah let out a soft breath, acknowledging the monumental weight of the request. "You have asked a hard thing," he replied quietly. "Yet, if you see me when I am taken from you, it will be yours; but if not, it will not be so."

They continued walking side by side across the arid expanse, the vast desert silence wrapping around them. Suddenly, without warning, the sky above the hills tore wide open with a sound like deafening thunder.

A blinding, celestial light burst through the atmosphere, illuminating the desert with an intense, amber brilliance. Out of the rift in the heavens descended a chariot composed entirely of living, white-hot fire, pulled by majestic steeds whose manes rolled like solar flares. The radiant craft swept down from the sky with terrifying speed, cutting a searing arc through the desert air and coming down directly between the two men. The immense thermal heat pushed Elisha backward, the blinding light forcing him to shield his eyes as the fiery horses reared, physically and permanently separating the master from the disciple.

A roaring whirlwind erupted around the chariot, spinning the desert sand into a towering, vortex column of light and wind. Elijah was lifted off his feet, caught up into the center of the vortex. As he ascended into the roaring storm of fire and wind, his silhouette stood sharp against the blinding radiance of the open sky, drawn inexorably toward the heavens.

"My father! My father!" Elisha screamed into the deafening roar, his voice cracking with anguish as he watched the scene unfold. "The chariots of Israel and its horsemen!"

He watched until the blinding light faded into a tiny point in the upper atmosphere, and the roaring wind finally died down into a gentle, cool breeze. The rift in the sky closed, leaving the vast blue vault of heaven completely empty and quiet once more.

Elisha stood entirely alone in the vast desert. In his grief, he grabbed his own clothes and tore them in two, mourning the loss of his guide and master. Then, his eyes fell upon the ground a few feet away. Resting softly in the desert dust was Elijah's heavy woven mantle, dropped from the skies as the prophet ascended into the whirlwind.

Elisha walked over, knelt in the dirt, and picked up the cloak. He held the coarse fabric in his hands, feeling its weight—the full, crushing responsibility of the double portion he had requested. He wrapped the mantle around his own shoulders, turned back toward the west, and walked back to the edge of the Jordan River.

Standing alone on the muddy riverbank, looking out over the fast-flowing, reunited waters, Elisha unclasped the mantle. He rolled it up just as Elijah had done, raised it high, and struck the water. "Where now is the Lord, the God of Elijah?" he called out into the quiet air.

The surface of the Jordan snapped apart once more, splitting to the left and to the right, opening a clear, dry path through the depths. Elisha stepped onto the riverbed, stepping boldly into his new destiny as the river parted before him.

The UFO Incident

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It might be Saturday night where you are as I am making today's post later than usual. But, like last week I have a treat. I have a video review of the 1975 film The UFO Incident which examines the cinematic portrayal of the famous Betty and Barney Hill abduction case through a lens of subconscious psychological distress. Rather than validating the presence of extraterrestrials, the video suggests that the couple’s terrifying encounter was actually a temporary altered state of consciousness triggered by the mundane stress of a roadside prank and deep-seated personal anxieties. The video highlights a fascinating theory of dream hybridization, where Betty’s vivid nightmares were potentially transferred to her husband as a way to process the societal and marital pressures they faced as a biracial couple in the 1960s. Of course we praise the lead actors for their phenomenal performances. The story serves as a profound example of how the human mind can reassemble reality to cope with trauma. 

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