Hello All:
We have a little flashback story for you, at least for those who might have been following the blog for the past 20+ years. If you've been around for a while, maybe you remember this one. Oh, but I've updated the cover artwork with the use of Google Gemini. Everything else is the same.
Earl of Sandwich
One night, Earl was at a pub making bets and gambling as usual. One of the patrons of the pub mentioned some of the forbidden foods that could not be enjoyed by the regular class as the king had declared those foods to be royal. While listening to this discussion, Earl was enjoying a sandwich, a creation he had made popular in a card game and was his trademark meal while playing.
Earl had a great idea for a bet. "This sandwich that you see me eating: many of you would agree that the noble and royal class wouldn't be caught dead eating this in the palace. Who would like to match a bet with me that I could get the king, the queen, the royal family and noble class to enjoy sandwiches in the palace?"
Everyone in the pub laughed at Earl. Everyone knew that it was required to eat with forks and knives in the palace. And to rip away at meat & cheese, wedged between bread, was the most ill-mannered behavior of peasants. Seeing that the odds were stacked up against Earl, everyone in the pub pooled their money together.
The following evening, Earl stepped into the palace diner and sat down in his usual spot. There were many noblemen and women who planned on dining with the king and queen. The servers brought out stuffed peacock, pheasant and fruit. One could eat fruit with the hands, of course. But the juices that may have run while taking a bite must be quickly removed as if not to offend the king and his guests. The bones of birds needed to be held daintily so that the meat could be pulled away with forks and knives. For you see, the king & queen, royal family and noble class were expected to act civilized in comparison to the working class and peasants.
Earl took a couple bites of the peacock and then looked up at one of the servers. "What is this rubbish?"
Gasps could be heard from those dining around him.
"Excuse me, Sir?" The server had never heard complaints from person dining with the king.
"This rubbish you are serving: you actually feed this to the royal family and noble class? Take my plate back and make me something else. Put down a piece of bread, layer some meat and cheese on it and top it off with some lettuce and tomato. Finally, put another piece of bread on top and bring it to me. And bring me more wine!"
Earl took everyone in the palace diner by surprise with the way he was ordering the servers to bring him something else. Most people wondered if the king had been insulted; but he continued to watch while eating.
Soon the server returned with Earl's request. No sooner had the plate been set in front of him; Earl took a hearty bite of the sandwich. The entire dining hall was agape upon seeing the nobleman pick up this mixture of bread, meat, cheese and vegetables with his bare hands. He opened his mouth and tore away at the combination and proceeded to noisily chew.
At that, the king dropped his fork. He was outraged! "How dare you come in this palace and eat a hideous meal of meat and cheese between two slices of bread like some peasant? How dare you insult the royal family and all these noblemen and women? What's this all about?"
The guards drew their swords with a rapid approach towards Earl as he was about to be punished for his ill manners. But he quickly spoke in defense, "My dear king and queen, family, fellow noblemen and women: there is nothing wrong with this meal. Many countries have their dishes that are recognizably the creation of that country. Take Italy; they have Spaghetti. China has chop-suey. What does Sandwich have? Until now, we have had nothing. But this night, going forward, we have the creation that I call the sandwich. The whole world will recognize the sandwich that came from the wonderful land of Sandwich!
The king motioned the guards to lower their swords and then ordered everyone in the dining room to cease eating. The servers were commanded to take away the food and bring back sandwiches for everyone. The servers did as asked and quickly returned plates of sandwiches with more wine. At first, the royal family and noble class were a little uncomfortable eating the sandwiches with their hands. But they soon learned the pleasure of enjoying a good, hearty sandwich.
Soon it was announced in the land of Sandwich that placing meat, cheese and other items in between two slices of bread was to be called a sandwich. It was declared that a sandwich could only be enjoyed by the royal and noble class. Any of the common or working class found eating a sandwich would be punished. But although ordinary citizens were informed of the new, forbidden fruit; the royal meal was enjoyed by the common and working class behind closed doors at dinner time. Extreme caution had to be exercised when enjoying a sandwich because the penalty could be harsh taxes, prison, even torture.
A secret informant to the king heard word of this illegal eating of sandwiches behind closed doors by the common and working class, and informed the king. The new knowledge launched surprise visits by soldiers and police to the homes of common and working class during meal time. Many people were jailed and heavily taxed. But it only made the sandwich more appealing to the common and working class.
As for Earl, he did some traveling to distant lands after winning an enormous amount of money from the sandwich bet. He forgot about the land of Sandwich that now was dealing with this new existence of the royal food called sandwiches.
Back at the palace, the noblemen and women were growing tired of eating sandwiches and opted for smaller ones with fewer ingredients. This would ensure an empty stomach for the royal and noble class. For you see, they had plans of eating a regular dinner of pheasant, stuffed peacock or lamb upon returning home.
When the king heard of this, he was outraged. He was about to order a similar invasion of the noble class homes to make sure his noblemen and women were not eating peasant food such as peacock, pheasant or lamb. But Earl of Sandwich returned from his trip to far off lands and secretly suggested to the king that he have the servers bring out double-decker, and even triple-decker sandwiches during meal time to ensure the guests would be too full to go home and eat something else.
The king took the suggestion and also added that anyone not finishing a sandwich would be punished. Earl of Sandwich saw this problem as an opportunity to further travel and enjoy his lifestyle of gambling. He suggested to the king that he should travel to distant lands and seek other ideas for sandwiches so the noble class would not be unhappy. Needless to say, Earl was not a popular person in the land of Sandwich after introducing this controversial meal that disrupted the lives of all the classes. The king gave Earl some money and ordered him to go and seek out new meals similar to the sandwich.
Months later, Earl returned to the eager king with his findings. Earl had spent some time in Mexico where he gambled, drank Mexican beer and enjoyed Mexican food. He showed the king how a flat piece of bread could have scoops of beans, meat, cheese, vegetables, and other spices and sauces so that it could be rolled up into something called a taco.
The king was delighted and ordered all the noble class to the palace for a taco party. The guests loved the tacos because bowls of ingredients were laid out on the table. They could add whatever they wanted to the taco and then eat. Thanks to Earl, the palace now had their choice of either tacos or sandwiches.
The common and working class heard of this new meal called the taco, and sought ways to enjoy this royal food in the secrecy of their homes. But they had a difficult time obtaining the spices for the meat.
For years Earl traveled to distant lands and brought back ideas to eat such as sausages inside of buns, calzones and even pizza. He restored his popularity among the noble class and further gave the working and common class forbidden fruits that could not be enjoyed. But the most interesting tale of a sandwich invented by Earl in the land of Sandwich took place during breakfast. He realized that people wanted something other than tacos, sandwiches or pizza for breakfast. So one morning, he asked one of the servers to take his jar, which contained peanut butter, and spread some on a slice of toasted bread. In addition, he requested that a spoonful of the king's royal honey be poured on the peanut butter, after which another slice of toasted bread was to be placed on top.
The people during breakfast all gasped upon hearing Earl ask for some of the king's royal honey. Honey was exclusively a royal food which meant it could only be enjoyed by the king and his family. But to sanctify this request, Earl asked that a similar sandwich be brought out to the king.
Soon the two toasted peanut butter sandwiches with honey were brought out. The king loved the combination, but was outraged upon seeing Earl eating a sandwich made with the royal honey. This time Earl was too arrogant and lost. He spent some time in the dungeon for eating a royal food. Nobody eats honey in the palace except for the king and queen!
But it created a whole new adventure for the noble, working and peasant classes. They sought ways to get honey so they could enjoy this new creation.
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