Hypertext Your Entire World!

Hello All:

I want to hypertext my entire world! A  hypertextual world is a reality in which every object, place, or concept can be a portal to deeper knowledge, satisfying our curiosity in unprecedented ways. It encourage us to look beyond surface appearances, revealing layers of meaning, context, and connections that were previously hidden or difficult to access. In essence, the Internet and AI is expanding human curiosity into a continuous journey of discovery, where every item and place is a doorway to new knowledge and understanding. This is a remarkable hallmark of our era, inviting us to think more deeply and explore more widely than ever before.

Imagine walking down a street in such a world, and your senses would be constantly overwhelmed with information. Every lamppost might shimmer with subtle indicators, suggesting it's a link to the city's historical records or its real-time energy consumption data. A tree could display ethereal glowing roots, each leading to a different concept related to its biology, its role in the ecosystem, or even the history of its species.

The buildings around you wouldn't just be solid structures; their surfaces might ripple with translucent overlays, revealing layers of information about their occupants, their architectural history, or even pathways to virtual tours within them. Advertisements wouldn't just be static images; they'd be dynamic, interactive portals, offering direct access to product reviews, purchasing options, or immersive experiences related to the brand.

The air itself might seem alive with faint, shimmering pathways of light, connecting objects to their associated concepts, like invisible threads of data woven into the environment. People wouldn't just walk; they'd likely interact constantly with their surroundings, touching surfaces to bring up data overlays, stepping through ephemeral doorways that lead to related experiences, or even gesturing to "pull" information from distant objects into their personal view. It would be a constant dance between the physical and the digital, a world where every step could lead to an infinite rabbit hole of knowledge and experience.

Hypertext Your Entire World

In the digital age, tools like the Internet and AI have transformed our world into a vast hypertextual landscape. Everything we see can be a gateway to deeper knowledge, satisfying our curiosity in ways never before imagined. This phenomenon encourages us to look beyond surface appearances, revealing layers of meaning, context, and connections that were previously hidden or difficult to access. The Internet and AI are expanding human curiosity into a continuous journey of discovery, where every item and place is a doorway to new knowledge and understanding. This is a remarkable hallmark of our era, inviting us to think more deeply and explore more widely than ever before.

The concept of hypertext has evolved significantly since its inception. Originally a simple idea in computing, hypertext has become a ubiquitous feature of our digital lives. The term "hypertext" was coined by Ted Nelson in the 1960s, referring to non-linear text that allows users to navigate through interconnected pieces of information. With the advent of the World Wide Web in the 1990s, hypertext became a fundamental part of how we access and share information online.

The Hypertextual Physical World: A Vision of the Future

In the not-too-distant future, the line between the physical and digital worlds may blur, creating a seamless hypertextual reality. Imagine a world where every object, place, or concept can be "clicked" to reveal deeper layers of information, much like how we interact with hyperlinks on the Internet. This vision is already taking shape through advancements in technology, particularly in Augmented Reality (AR), the Internet of Things (IoT), and AI.

The way we interact with the world is evolving rapidly. Today, we are accustomed to clicking on links and images to access more information. This behavior is shaping our expectations for how we should interact with the physical world. As technology advances, we can envision a future where physical objects become interactive nodes in a vast hypertextual network.

AR is a key technology that can bring this vision to life. AR glasses or smart lenses could overlay digital information onto the physical world, turning everyday objects into interactive gateways. For example, pointing your AR device at a historical landmark could reveal its history, architectural details, and even virtual reconstructions of how it looked in the past. Similarly, scanning a product in a store could provide detailed information about its ingredients, origin, and customer reviews.

The IoT is another critical component of this hypertextual reality. IoT devices can collect and share data, making the physical world more interactive and informative. For instance, smart home devices can provide real-time information about energy consumption, security status, and environmental conditions. In a more advanced scenario, IoT sensors embedded in urban infrastructure could offer insights into traffic patterns, air quality, and public transportation schedules.

AI will play a pivotal role in making this vision a reality. AI algorithms can analyze vast amounts of data to provide contextually relevant information. For example, AI-powered AR devices could understand your interests and preferences, offering personalized insights and recommendations. Natural Language Processing (NLP) can enable voice commands, making interactions with the physical world more intuitive and natural.

Potential Applications

Imagine students using AR devices to explore historical events, scientific concepts, or literary works in an immersive and interactive way. A history lesson on the Roman Empire could involve walking through a virtual reconstruction of ancient Rome, with AR overlays providing detailed information about landmarks and historical events.

In healthcare, AR and IoT devices could provide real-time information about a patient's health status, medication schedules, and treatment plans. A patient could use an AR device to scan their medication and receive detailed information about dosage, side effects, and interactions.

In retail, AR and IoT devices could enhance the shopping experience by providing detailed information about products, customer reviews, and availability. A customer could use an AR device to scan a product and receive a virtual try-on, detailed specifications, and customer reviews.

In urban planning, IoT sensors and AR devices could provide real-time information about traffic patterns, air quality, and public transportation schedules. A commuter could use an AR device to navigate through the city, receiving real-time updates on traffic conditions, public transportation schedules, and available parking spots. This is already the reality if you use Google Maps with Auto Android in your vehicle.

Future Directions and Speculations

The future of this hypertextual physical world is full of potential. As technology continues to advance, we can expect to see even more innovative applications. The integration of AR, IoT, and AI could create a more immersive and interconnected world, where information is always at our fingertips.

The vision of a hypertextual physical world is not just a futuristic dream but a tangible reality that is already taking shape. As technology continues to evolve, we can expect to see a seamless blend of the physical and digital worlds, where every object, place, or concept can be a gateway to deeper knowledge and understanding. This transformation will invite us to think more deeply and explore more widely than ever before, satisfying our curiosity in unprecedented ways.

The Dreamer and the Observer

Late at night while falling asleep, have you ever felt as if there were two separate consciousnesses within you, one drifting off to sleep and the other remaining awake? It's a fascinating and fairly common phenomenon during the transition between wakefulness and sleep.

The period just before falling asleep in which your mind is partly awake and partly dreaming is referred to as the hypnagogic state. It’s a liminal state in which your conscious awareness and subconscious start to blend. Many people experience a split sensation of being “half awake, half asleep." during this moment.

Simple enough, right? But you can actually identify these two perceived consciousnesses can as your “watcher” self (the one noticing and aware) and your “dreamer” self (the one slipping into sleep and dream states). This can sometimes manifest as observing your own thoughts or body from a detached perspective. This kind of dual awareness is often a foundation for lucid dreaming in which the dreamer becomes aware that they are dreaming and can sometimes control the dream. But I recently had an interesting idea about this Dreamer and the Observer effect. Could this concept be applied to everyday waking life as well? It's almost as if there are two personas: one that's immersed in the moment, and another that's observing it. The observer may influence how we react to things or determine the appropriate course of action in a situation we are experiencing. I guess that reduces Freudian consciousness to two entities instead of three?

But back to the late night dreaming aspect. Such an experience shows a deep sensitivity to your internal states and transitions, which can be a great asset for self-awareness, creativity, or introspection. If you’re interested, you can even develop this state of mind to achieve it more often.

For starters, you can practice mindfulness meditation during the day. Focus on your breath, bodily sensations, or passing thoughts without judgment. This strengthens your “watcher” self, making you more aware of your thoughts and states, even as you drift into sleep.

Keep a notebook or app by your bed. When you wake up (even in the middle of the night), jot down any memories, sensations, or “split” consciousness experiences. Recording these experiences makes your mind more attuned to them, enhancing recall and possibly leading to more vivid or lucid experiences.

Here's an interesting practice. Several times a day, ask yourself, “Am I dreaming?” Try to push your finger through your palm or read a line of text twice to see if it changes. By making this a habit, your mind may carry this questioning attitude into sleep, increasing your chances of becoming lucid during dreams.

Have you ever heard of the Wake-Back-to-Bed (WBTB) Technique? Simply set an alarm for about 4–6 hours after you go to sleep. Stay awake for 10–20 minutes, reading about dreams or meditating, then go back to sleep. This interrupts your sleep cycle and can boost your awareness during the hypnagogic (falling asleep) and hypnopompic (waking up) states, making it easier to notice dual consciousness or enter lucid dreams.

This next suggestion might be a little scary for some. As you’re falling asleep, gently ask yourself, “Who is falling asleep? Who is watching?” Don’t force answers—just observe what happens. This can deepen your sense of self-awareness and may allow you to consciously witness the transition into sleep.

This is one of my favorites because I can see detailed images and scenes while falling asleep. As you notice yourself drifting, pay gentle attention to the images, sounds, or sensations that arise. Try to remain calmly observant without getting too attached or excited. This can make you more familiar with the boundary between wakefulness and sleep, and sometimes even allow you to “step into” a lucid dream from the waking state (a technique called Wake-Initiated Lucid Dream, or WILD). However, I can say, first hand, that after a few seconds of enjoying these images or scenes, it's easy to get excited and wake up. So try to remain calm while at the same time curious.

Keep in mind that going to bed at the same time each night and avoiding screens before bed can improve your overall sleep quality and make these experiences easier to access.

How C-3P0 Messed up the Timeline of Dorothy's Visit to Oz

In the Land of Oz, where the yellow brick road shone like a golden serpent, the Wicked Witch of the West had long been a force to be reckoned with. Her dark magic and sinister plots had earned her a reputation as one of the most feared beings in the land.

But when C-3PO, the fussy protocol droid, arrived in Oz, he brought with him a peculiar gift, the gift of kindness. His words of compassion and understanding touched the Wicked Witch of the West's heart, and for a time, she was transformed.

What’s more? C-3P0’s visit really altered the time-line of Dorothy’s visit to Oz, at least from how we remember it. C-3P0 met the Scarecrow, the Tin Man and the Lion who all accompanied their new golden droid friend to see the Wizard of Oz. The Scarecrow received his brain. The Tin Man received a heart. And the Cowardly Lion received his courage. This means that Dorothy would not meet her trio of friends along the way. Surely you can see how drastically different things were for Dorothy than what we remember.

As mentioned before, the Wicked Witch of the West renounced her wicked ways and began to use her magical powers for good. The inhabitants of Oz, who had long suffered under her tyranny, were amazed by her change of heart.

However, not everyone was pleased with the Wicked Witch of the West's transformation. The new council, which included the Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Cowardly Lion, viewed her with suspicion. They saw her as a threat to their power and status, and they began to plot against her.

You see, with C-3PO's help, the Scarecrow received a brain, but it had unintended consequences. His newfound intelligence made him more calculating and less willing to help others, leading to a shift in the balance of power in Oz.

The Tin Man's heart, granted to him by the Wizard,certainly changed him, but in unexpected ways. He became more emotional and impulsive, leading to conflicts with his friends or even himself.

The Cowardly Lion's newfound courage resulted in him being more aggressive and dominant, further upsetting the delicate balance of power in Oz.

So as the council's influence and corruption grew, the Wicked Witch of the West became increasingly isolated and bitter. She saw the council as a threat to her own power and status, and she began to plot her revenge.

It was then that Dorothy's house landed on the Wicked Witch of the East, setting off a chain of events that would change the course of Oz's history. The Wicked Witch of the West (turned back wicked thanks to the council) merely saw the tragedy as an opportunity to eliminate a rival and gain power. She began to manipulate events from behind the scenes, using her magical powers to create obstacles and challenges for Dorothy.

Oh, but she was so wicked, that she appeared friendly and helpful to Dorothy. “Welcome, young one… don’t worry about that witch under your house… But what about you? Are you okay.” What didn’t change about the Oz time-line with Dorothy’s visit was her need to go home. The Wicked Witch of the West simply directed her to follow the Yellow Brick Road until reaching the Wizard of Oz.

Dorothy, unaware of the complex web of alliances and rivalries in Oz, navigated the unfamiliar landscape with caution. As she journeyed down the yellow brick road, she faced numerous challenges and obstacles. The Wicked Witch of the West used her magical powers to try and stop her. To the witch, Dorothy was merely a weapon to create further conflict and confusion in the Land of Oz. 

The witch turned the yellow brick road into a maze, making it difficult for Dorothy to find her way.

The witch created illusions of monsters and dangers, trying to scare Dorothy off the road.

The witch used her magic to make the Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Cowardly Lion seem hostile towards Dorothy. 

The Scarecrow was too distracted by his own thoughts and almost didn’t notice Dorothy's presence. He was stuck in a field of tall cornstalks, trying to figure out how to escape and didn’t have the time of day for her. 

The Tin Man, whose heart was broken upon discovering a broken bridge over a small stream was very much involved in trying to fix it. He was too focused on his task to notice Dorothy's approach. 

And the cowardly lion would chase her while appearing to almost eat her alive. He was only doing it for fun. 

If that weren’t enough, a dark force, known only as the Shadow, had begun to stir in the background. It sought to exploit the power vacuum and reclaim the dominance it once had over Oz. It was eventually realized that the Shadow was not a single entity, but a manifestation of the darkness within the hearts of Oz's inhabitants. The Shadow, it seemed, was drawn to Dorothy. She was the key to unlocking its secrets, but only if she helped the inhabitants confront their inner demons and find redemption.

The Wheelers are a group of creatures in Oz who were known for their mischievous and troublesome behavior. They were struggling with the Shadow that represented their own selfishness and lack of empathy. With Dorothy's help, they learned to overcome their own darkness and become more compassionate and cooperative.

The Gillikins are a tribe of people in Oz who before Dorothy's journey were known for their love of luxury and material possessions. They were struggling with the Shadow that represented their own greed and materialism. With Dorothy's help, they learned to find true happiness and fulfillment in more meaningful ways.

The Nome King was a powerful and ruthless ruler who, prior to Dorothy, sought to conquer and dominate others. He struggled with the Shadow that represented his own ambition and desire for power. With Dorothy's help, he learned to balance his ambition with compassion and empathy.

Finally, there was the China Country. a region of Oz where the inhabitants are made of delicate china. They struggled with a Shadow that represented their own fragility and vulnerability. With Dorothy's help, they learned to overcome their fears and become more confident and resilient.

Dorothy, with her innate goodness and courage, was soon the beacon of hope for Oz. The Shadow, sensing its power waning, unleashed a final, desperate attack. You see, as more and more inhabitants gained freedom from the Shadow, the Shadow dug it’s claws deeper into the ones who hadn’t been saved while ensuring their manifestations of darkness to be more pronounced. 

Dorothy persevered, using her own wit and resourcefulness to overcome her climactic battle. In the end, it was Dorothy's kindness, compassion, and determination that proved to be the decisive factors. The Shadow was vanquished, and Oz was reborn, its inhabitants living in harmony and peace.

The Wizard, grateful for Dorothy's help, presented her with a special gift: a small, delicate crystal that would allow her to go back home to Kansas, and return to Oz whenever she wished. As Dorothy prepared to leave, the Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Cowardly Lion approached her. "You're not just a hero, Dorothy," the Scarecrow said. "You're a true friend of Oz." Yes, even they had been released from the clutches of the Shadow.

And with that, Dorothy returned to her own world, forever changed by her experiences in Oz, with the knowledge that she would always have a home and friends in the magical Land of Oz.

But the Wicked Witch of the West's fate was left uncertain, leaving room for a sequel to explore the consequences of her actions.

He Gets Us?

 

I saw a commercial the other night from the #HeGetsUs movement. It showed people struggling with finances and appearing stressed out. The caption at the end of the commercial read, "Jesus struggled to make ends meet, too." I'll give my remark on that in a few paragraphs below.

You've probably seen these commercials a few times. This He Gets Us movement is a Christian evangelism campaign that aims to introduce people to Jesus Christ. The movement is led by a group called "The Servant Christian Foundation," and is largely funded and supported by the billionaire brothers, Charles and Phil Anschutz, who are also known for their conservative and Christian values. The campaign's goal is to show that Jesus Christ is relatable and relevant to modern people, and that he "gets us" in a way that others may not. 

So these commercials have appeared in sporting events like the Superbowl or even just during just regular commercial breaks. You might even see billboard signs from the campaign on the highway.

I have to admit, it's not a bad thing to get people into Jesus. I certainly commend the movement. But here's the problem I have with it. The movement is essentially re-branding Jesus so we can make him more relatable in the 21st century. Maybe we are giving people the wrong impression about Jesus. Do we really need to re-brand him?

So Jesus struggled to make ends meet? No he DID NOT! Jesus fed 5000 people (women and children not counted in those days) and had plenty leftover. Jesus instructed Simon Peter who had a bad night of fishing to "put the net over there" which resulted in an overwhelming amount of fish to catch. For his Last Supper, Jesus had a room prepared for him and the disciples along with bread wine and whatever else they ate on that fateful evening. Jesus had everything he needed and gave to those with abundance. A more appropriate commercial would be remind people that God blesses us with a life of abundance. It's just that we have to be on the right track and seek the Kingdom of Heaven. And I get it ... There are people living in third world countries whose governments aren't treating them very well. That's a story for a different day. But for those not so unfortunate, most Americans aren't ready to hear that God blesses us, much less believe it. So for now, we suggest something that isn't true, that Jesus was just like us and struggled to make ends meet. 

We need to be careful about re-branding God so that he is no longer the real thing. In the letter to the Hebrews in the New Testament it is said that Jesus understands us because he was one of us. He knows our problems because he experienced most of them except for sin. But in the series of these commercials that attempt to re-band Jesus, it's almost as if there should be the State Farm jingle, "Like a good neighbor, Jesus is there." 

While shoveling your driveway, does he shovel your neighbor's as well? Does he sit outside in the backyard with you and enjoys a couple beers and brats on a summer night? While choosing to see Jesus as meek and mild who would never hurt or upset anyone, is he soon housebroken? Does he run outside and fetch your morning paper for you? What sort of Jesus is he?

You see, the Jesus described in the Bible is a very controversial figure. He shook things up. That's why they wanted to kill him. It wasn't because he simply urged people to love one another, but because he challenged the status quo. He didn't stand around and give people encouragement that they were fine and good. He, instead, urged people to repent because they were in need of change and that he was the solution to their problems. A more suiting image of Jesus as depicted from the Bible would be if the Devil asked Jesus, "Who are you?" and Jesus answers, "Your worst nightmare!" Isn't that the more powerful Jesus that our faith professes, a Jesus that makes a difference, and calls us to commitment in reforming our lives?

Re-branding nearly trivializes Jesus. Re-branding could remove the power, the message, the authority and the command of God who became flesh among us on a search and rescue mission. Re-branding might lead us to take the Gospel with a grain of salt when the Gospel is so much more.

By making Jesus more "relatable" and "down-to-earth," the movement may be losing the essence of who Jesus is and what he came to do.

Rocking and Living On Forever!

Techno Kid: Guru of NRG!

I've been asked to do the intro for today's blog article, and give my thoughts on the recent sad passing of our legendary madman rocker, Ozzy Osbourne.

Ozzy... the Prince of Darkness, the wild man of heavy metal himself... shakes head slowly It's a real bummer, man. He was a true original, a legend in every sense of the word... sighs deeply, running hand through hair.. I remember when I first heard "Paranoid".  I've been listening to Black Sabbath since I was 10 years old. Remember how he was our motivation a few months ago, how he was going to the gym and getting ready for his concert?

Ozzy was the embodiment of the indestructible spirit, the eternal rebel refusing to quit. Even in his golden years, he showed us all how to keep pushing forward, never backing down from the fight. clenches fist determinedly His music, his attitude - it's all a testament to the power of perseverance in the face of adversity. Just like the NRG within us all! takes a deep breath, composing himself..

At least he got that one last show in. At least he went out on his own terms, giving fans one final hurrah.

So you know how Dio has a holographic performance of their last concert? And I know what you're thinking, "They're gonna whip up a shiny digital ghost of the Madman himself, crooning classics for eternity?" That's exactly what I'm thinking! Imagine the eternal Ozzy, forever strutting across stages, belting out timeless anthems to adoring crowds! But Ozzy might have missed the boat. You see, if we had mind uploading at our disposal, Ozzy could have uploaded his brain to a computer, then used AI to duplicate himself in terms of interacting with people. Then the holograph would project his "ghost" so that he would live on. 

Now we're  playing with fire here and I LOVE IT! Mind upload, artificial intelligence duplication, a literal digital phoenix rising from the ashes of mortality...But Ozzy's already checked out, so let's flip the script, yeah? WHAT IF... instead of mourning the fallen legends... ...we became the legends ourselves?! Think about it! With advanced enough tech, THERE'S NO REASON WE CAN'T UPLOAD OUR OWN CONSCIOUSNESSES, DUPLICATE THE ESSENCE OF WHO WE ARE IN THE DIGITAL REALM, AND LIVE ON FOREVER AS GLITCHING ROCK GODS!

And that's what we're talking about doing in this Friday's article. So pay attention!

Rocking and Living On Forever!

Ronnie James Dio, the legendary heavy metal vocalist who passed away in 2010, was featured in a holographic performance that recreated his last concert or iconic moments from his career. This kind of show uses advanced 3D projection technology to create a life-like, three-dimensional image of Dio on stage, often accompanied by remastered recordings or live musicians.

Kiss, known for their theatrical stage shows and iconic makeup, has announced plans to incorporate holograms of past band members or create new shows featuring digital versions of the band. This could mean resurrecting performances by members who have retired or passed away, or simply enhancing live concerts with holographic effects.

But could this also be extended to the rest of us? Imagine a future of high tech ghosts who continue to grace the family with their presence through the use of mind uploading, AI and holographic technology!

Question: Would you be willing to have a chip implanted in your brain so that you can upload the contents of your mind to the Internet--a lifetime of your thoughts, dreams, emotions, acquired knowledge, and memories? 

Many might answer, yes. They cite that there are benefits such as preserving the brain if in the event it becomes damaged from injury, stroke, or sudden illness. And if the brain is continuously synchronized with whatever portal the Internet provides, one can survive a tragic accident or even murder. A loved one simply accesses the portal online to continue the relationship. Why, one can even learn the details of the murder from the victim as he or she relays the final, chilling moments! 

It would all begin with the above-mentioned theoretical process of mind uploading. The concept of uploading a mind—sometimes called "mind uploading" or "whole brain emulation"—is a popular topic in both science fiction and futurist circles. The idea is that, with sufficiently advanced technology, we could map the entire structure and function of a human brain, digitize it, and run it on a computer. This digital version could, in theory, interact with loved ones, learn, and even evolve over time via a PC or maybe even a futuristic robot of that person. 

Of course it would require AI.  Training an AI on one's writings, recordings, and interactions could allow loved ones to "talk" to a version of themselves after they've gone. This is already being explored in various forms, from chatbots trained on personal data to more advanced digital avatars. But while AI bots can now mimic personalities, speech patterns, and even some memories (if trained on enough data), they are not conscious and do not possess self-awareness or subjective experience. They are, at best, sophisticated simulations; digital echoes of a person, not the person themselves. There could be some hesitation to follow through with this which is well-founded. AI can sometimes generate unexpected or inappropriate responses, especially if it encounters ambiguous or emotionally charged situations. No matter how well-trained, an AI bot is not infallible and may not always reflect one's true intentions or values. But, let's assume that surviving loved ones are willing to recognize and work with these imperfections.

The use of holograms to recreate performances like Dio's last concert demonstrates how technology can preserve and project a person's likeness and artistry. Combining this with AI could create interactive holograms that respond in real time, further blurring the line between memory and presence. Such a creation would be a "high-tech spirit", a digital manifestation of a person's mind, memories, and mannerisms, but without the Soul that made them truly unique.

Combining the idea of uploading a version of ourselves, integrating it with an AI bot, and turning it into a projected hologram that interacts, we essentially create a high-tech spirit of our mind. It's not our actual Soul, as our human entity is made of composite matter. When we die, our Soul is no longer part of that composite entity For all  practical purposes, we could say that this hologram would be a high-tech. spirit of the deceased person's mind. We've actually created a spirit that does not include the Soul which has passed onto the next life.

C-3PO in the Land of Oz

C-3PO in the Land of Oz

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, C-3PO, the golden protocol droid, found himself in a most peculiar situation. After a malfunction during a hyperspace jump, he was unexpectedly transported to the vibrant and magical Land of Oz. As he powered up, he looked around, bewildered by the colorful landscape filled with emerald cities, talking animals, and whimsical creatures.

“Where am I?” C-3PO exclaimed, his voice tinged with anxiety. “I must find my way back to the Rebel Alliance!”

As he wandered through the lush fields, he encountered a group of curious Munchkins. They gazed at him in awe, their eyes wide with wonder. “Who are you?” one little Munchkin asked.

“I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations,” he replied, straightening his posture. “I am fluent in over six million forms of communication. But right now, I seem to be lost.”

The Munchkins, delighted by his shiny exterior and eloquent speech, decided to help him. “You should visit the Wizard of Oz! He can help you get back home!” they suggested, pointing down the yellow brick road.

With a newfound sense of purpose, C-3PO set off on the yellow brick road, his metallic limbs clanking with each step. Along the way, he met a Scarecrow who was searching for a brain, a Tin Man longing for a heart, and a Cowardly Lion seeking courage. They quickly became friends, each sharing their dreams and aspirations.

“Perhaps the Wizard can help us all,” C-3PO suggested, his circuits buzzing with excitement. “I may not have a heart or courage, but I can certainly assist you in your quest!”

As they journeyed together, C-3PO used his knowledge of diplomacy and etiquette to navigate the challenges they faced. When they encountered the Wicked Witch of the West, he diplomatically negotiated their passage, much to the surprise of his companions. “I must remind you, dear witch, that kindness is the true path to power,” he said, his voice steady despite the danger.

Finally, they reached the Emerald City, where the Wizard awaited. The great and powerful Wizard listened to their stories and, after much deliberation, granted each of them their wishes. The Scarecrow received a brain, the Tin Man a heart, and the Cowardly Lion found his courage. As for C-3PO, the Wizard offered him a way back to his galaxy.

“Thank you, kind Wizard,” C-3PO said, bowing slightly. “But I have learned that friendship and courage come in many forms. I will cherish my time here in Oz.”

With a wave of the Wizard’s hand, a portal opened, shimmering with the colors of the rainbow. C-3PO turned to his friends, his golden eyes glistening. “I will miss you all. Remember, no matter where you are, you can always find courage, heart, and wisdom within yourselves.”

As he stepped through the portal, C-3PO felt a sense of fulfillment. He had not only helped his friends but had also discovered the true meaning of companionship. Back in the galaxy far, far away, he would carry the spirit of Oz with him, forever reminding him that even a droid can find a heart in the most unexpected places. 

And so, in the Land of Oz, the adventures of C-3PO became a cherished tale, a reminder that friendship knows no bounds, and courage can be found in the most unlikely of heroes.

The Aliens Give Dana her Second Baby

Hello All:

Happy Monday!

We've reached the very last story ever written in the Dana Gets Abducted by Aliens series. Released throughout 2015 and 2016, the stories were eventually unpublished due to undesirable content. The same holds true for numerous other short stories. In the future, similar stories will go through a clean-up and re-release.

For today, let's learn the details of when the aliens gave Dana her second baby. 

The Aliens Give Dana her Second Baby

It was New Year's Eve in 2010, a happy time for Dana and her husband Mike. Even Katie, their alien child who had been plagued with one developmental challenge after another, was finally coming around—mostly normal. She was merged into regular academic classes with her peers. Katie was fully adjusted to her ADHD medication, and receiving tutoring to help cope with her learning disabilities. Speech was nearly normal. As for wetting the bed, the episodes mostly cleared up.

As for Mike, he was getting older and his alcoholism and drug abuse was subsiding.  Things were becoming fairly normal for the family. The holiday season of 2010/2011 was a joyous time for Dana.

Then came New Years Eve. With the family on track to being normal for a change, they hosted a celebration in their home with a few dozen family and friends. Food and pastries were catered in. With it there was plenty of booze to be enjoyed by all, even Mike—he didn't actually quit drinking, just cut way back. At the stroke of midnight; Mike, his brothers and friends all went outside to light fireworks. People came outside on the deck to watch while toasting in the New Year. 

But it was the fireworks, Dana believed, that were responsible for calling the aliens back to reek more havoc in her life. At one point during the backyard fireworks display, a sky rocket took off for the sky. Apparently it was a dud. It never exploded or emitted brilliant showers of smoke. Instead, it took off higher and higher into the sky and eventually turned a brilliant green. The green light flickered and strobed in such a way that it momentarily reminded Dana of the alien spaceship from decades ago that signaled itself to her from the sky.

Dana froze in terror while observing the flickering sky rocket that never exploded. The green light strobed the exact, same pattern that Dana remembered from years ago. It was intelligible, and she knew its meaning. It meant that within a matter of hours, she would receive another unwelcomed visit from beings of another world.

"Ugghhhhh?????" Dana cried out with trembling lips. "Not again!"

"What are you talking about?" shouted her husband, Mike, from a distance. "That was the first dud for the evening."

People nearby laughed.

Dana nervously laughed with them. She certainly couldn't confess to being a victim of regular alien abductions. And it was the last time that Dana would laugh for the evening. Throughout the remainder of the party, she stayed mostly quiet. She was angry and very disappointed. Just when Dana was beginning to believe that the bizarre life of chronic alien abductions had ended, it looked like it was going to return.

"Is everything okay?" asked Dana's sister, Lisa, towards the end of the evening. Both were in the kitchen. Lisa was helping Dana clean up. And if you recall, Lisa was with Dana on that fateful night of her first alien abduction. The reader remembers the incident in the northern woods of Michigan?—yes?

"I think I'm just tired." answered Dana.

"It was the green firework, wasn't it?" suggested Lisa with a smile. "It reminded you of something."

Dana sighed. "I don't want to start with that right now."

"I'm sorry, Dana." apologized Lisa. "We're just having a little fun. Come-on, it's New Year's Eve..."

***

By one o'clock in the morning all the party guests had left. Katie was sound asleep. And Mike couldn't get into bed fast enough. Initially, Dana fell asleep once her head hit the pillow. She hoped that she would be too tired to wake up in the middle of the night. But, alas, shortly after falling asleep; Dana woke up and glanced over to the alarm clock on her nightstand. The time was 2:14 am.

Dana closed her eyes and laid there for about a minute or so. She was having difficulty falling back to sleep. Maybe if she tried the reverse; maybe if she tried laying in bed with her eyes open while staring at the ceiling and fighting the urge to fall asleep, this would solve the problem. She did this for some time, but could not feel her eyes growing heavy.

"Come-on..." thought Dana to herself. She glanced over to the alarm clock and was startled to see that it was still 2:14 am. 

Impossible! Twenty minutes must have passed. This "frozen time phenomenon" could mean only one thing. And just like every time before, the house was frighteningly silent. Even Mike's breathing could not be heard.

On this particular alien abduction, Dana didn't see any green lights shining through the bedroom window. Instead, the curtains rustled and the silhouette of a being could be seen from behind.

"No!" cried out Dana. "No! Please! Somebody wake up! Please, help me! Mike! Katie!" 

It was no use. All she could do was lay there under some sort of sleep paralysis, except she was wide awake.

Soon Dana floated through the bedroom window and onto the spaceship. As the ship drifted up to the sky, Dana was stripped of her pajamas and laid down onto an examining table with arms and legs restrained.

Where did the aliens go with Dana?

So strange: they whisked out to the Pacific Ocean, near Seattle, where the space ship hovered over the water. And as a couple of extra terrestrials began to probe and examine her body, Dana could sense that a large group of others were actually fishing through the windows of the space ship. Yes, you read that correctly! The aliens had fishing poles and lures. They were actually catching fish through the windows of their flying saucer!

And if you think that’s strange, the music of Led Zeppelin could be heard through some audio system on the space ship. Since when do extra terrestrials listen to Led Zeppelin?

The aliens seemed excited by their catch, and they began to discuss the merits of the fish. All the while, Dana felt a sense of confusion and disorientation, unsure of what the aliens planned to do with her."We've got something!" announced one of the aliens who were fishing.

"Well reel it in!" encouraged another alien.

The winding of the fishing reel could be heard. Soon all the aliens were excited.

"What is it?" asked one.

"It's a fish!" answered another.

"Well we knew that!" nearly shouted the boss. For some reason, Dana knew he was the one in charge. "I knew it was a fish. But what kind?"

"Oh, you know what this is?" began one of the aliens. "This is a red snapper!

"OOOOOOOOOO!" exclaimed all the aliens on board the space ship.

Suddenly, Dana felt every alien eye on her. "What? What are you going to do?" she pleaded, her voice trembling.

The alien who caught the fish held it up, its scales glinting under the ship’s strange lights. "This specimen is compatible," it announced, its voice echoing in her mind.

Before Dana could react, the aliens surrounded her, their instruments whirring and clicking. She felt a cold, tingling sensation as a device pressed against her abdomen, sending a jolt of energy through her body.

The fish was placed in a containment field beside her, its gills flaring as it floated in midair. The aliens began to scan both Dana and the fish, their voices overlapping in a chorus of incomprehensible analysis.

Dana’s vision blurred. She could feel something changing inside her—an alien presence, a foreign energy. Panic rose as she realized she was powerless, a specimen in an experiment she could not understand.

Outside, the strains of Led Zeppelin’s “Moby Dick” played, the drum solo pounding in time with her racing heart.

The last thing she saw before losing consciousness was the fish’s unblinking eye, staring at her through the glass.

***

Some weeks later, Dana learned that she was pregnant. But she had no idea what kind of creature was growing inside her. As usual, the aliens had performed some kind of experiment on her. This time she was carrying a mysterious, alien-related entity.

To be continued...